Out of the Mouth of Moms
About a year ago I blogged about things that came out of my then 2 year old toddler's mouth. He still says some of the most random, hilarious, and infuriating things, but now I'm discovering that I say some phrases that I NEVER expected to say. Never, ever expected to say. "Gentle love! We love our brother gently!" - I know this is a battle that I will possibly never win, but whatever we can do to get Cam to his second birthday. "Let go of Cameron's neck!" "We do NOT put straws found in the Target parking lot in our mouths." "How many more screws did you swallow?!" -He swallowed one and threw it up pretty quickly and was fine afterwards. I, on the other hand, was not. "Why are you eating leaves out of the tree?" "I heard you when you said that you like to wear your underwear backwards and inside out, but your butt is not fully covered w...